MC TopDeck - Johnny I am

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Lyrics: Cory Huber w/ James Hine
Beat: Eminem – Way I Am. Property of Interscope, Shady, Aftermath
Performed By: M.C. TopDeck
Mixed By: Trevor Tews@teetooz

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Lyrics

Yo Garfield, turn the beat up a little bit.
Yea Richard, naw Richard that sounds great (thank you, appreciate it)
Aiyyo… this song is for any planeswalker who… aw fuck it
Just shut up and listen,

I sit back with this pack of these cards and this mat
and these dice and HP that is needed to be
The most meanest Johnny on this, on this Earth
And since birth I’ve been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just cast and combine these bizarre spells that work
And it stalls and it helps in itself to resolve
All this Pyros Ascension I’m combo-in’
Getting Duressed and obsessed with this victory I am the best
And I win again narrowly (narrowly)…
But at least have the decency in you
To leave me alone, when you spikes see me out
Friday Nights when competing or comboing harder
Do not come and speak to me (speak to me)…
I don’t know you and no,
You can’t teach me a motherfucking thing
I’m not Mr. AssCheek, I’m not what your friends think
I’m not like LSV, I can be a prick
If you tempt me I’ll mill your deck empty (your deck empty)…
No patience is in me when you Living End me
I flip tables 10 feet (tables 10 feet)… in the air
I don’t care who was there or who saw me destroy you
Go call you the head judge, get me that warning
I’ll smile at the table and earn you a match win
I’m tired of all you (tired of all you)…
I don’t mean to be mean but that’s all I can be is Johnny

[Chorus:] Cause I am, Johnny if you say I am
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
In the Top8, with storm and Ad Nauseum
Fuckin’ pros won’t even play my jam
‘Cause I am, Johnny if you say I am
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
In the Top8, with storm and Ad Nauseum
Every card I play just ends up banned

Sometimes I just feel to get farther
I need to work harder
but all of this variance it’s constant
and “Oh it’s his typical nonsense
his deck combos nicely It’s cute and it’s packed with responses.”
and all of this mana weaving circles me
and it feels like it’s Magic the Amateuring
hands his deck down to me (down to me)
So I hand mine back at ’em, but not the net deck from PT
or the GPT one, it’s the one I drew up
’cause I don’t give a fuck, and I won’t just put up
with that decklist they pulled, off the internet, tools
all these Timmies they’re tryin to netdeck their sealed pools
and they blame it on Ma-Ro then (MaRo then)… and the Marketing
Where are the fetches at? There’s not market cap
Across America, now it’s a tragedy
Now it’s just StarCity, speculation, all these
singles sky-rocketing (rocketing)
Then attacking LM cause we rap this way
but I’m glad cause they print me the mountains I need for the mana
to burn and I’m burning like Rakdos Returned

Cause I am, Johnny if you say I am
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
In the Top8, with storm and Ad Nauseum
Fuckin’ pros won’t even play my jam
‘Cause I am, Johnny if you say I am
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
In the Top8, with storm and Ad Nauseum
Every card I play just ends up banned

I’m so sick and tired of drafting inspired
That I wish that I could just die from bonfire
And drop from these tables, let’s stop with these angels
I’m not gonna be able to TopDeck a verdict
I’m pigeon-holed into some Spheres of Detention
They got me replacin’ at standard rotation
And I just do not got the patience (got the patience)…
To deal with these Timmies I’m facing, who think
I’m some wizard who just tries to play black
’cause I murder their axebain, ’cause fuck tribal walls
so they always just keep asking The same fucking questions (fucking questions)…
What store do I go to, what block did I start in
The Green, red the white, artifact, blue or black
and which card do I even first pick from this pack
and it’s driving me crazy (driving me crazy)… I can’t take it
I’m rifflin, I’m pilin’, I cut, and I split
And I’m thankful for every fetch that I get
but I can’t draw a mitt, in the finals
without seven mana in it
no I won’t sign your alpha wrath
You can’t call that a combo, it’s bad

Cause I am, Johnny if you say I am
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
In the Top8, with storm and Ad Nauseum
Fuckin’ pros won’t even play my jam
‘Cause I am, Johnny if you say I am
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
In the Top8, with storm and Ad Nauseum
Every card I play just ends up banned